'if lesbians use dildos why don't they just have sex with a man?'
'if straight men like fucking women in the ass why don't they just fuck men?'
Finally, a brilliant response to a dumb question.
“I pick him. I pick Larry." - Piper Chapman
I will reblog this EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Had a dream last night… I guess it’s someone I hadn’t gotten over… Or just a twisted fantasy. None the less it makes me miss it.
Léa Seydoux by Peter Lindbergh for The Photographers’ Portfolio – Interview Magazine, September 2014
the worst thing is when im in line at the store really high, and then i get the giggles. like i’d be trying so hard not to laugh at everything so im at the counter like no please god dont let me start laughing in front of this lady aint shit funny its the weed please lord
"Mom can I say grace before dinner"
*raps Nicki’s entire verse from Monster*